PinnedJ LanternJ Lantern • Table of ContentsHere’s a Table of Contents to help you more quickly locate articles I’ve written by topic.Aug 14, 202311Aug 14, 202311
PinnedJ LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ FuckeryFifteen Hours of ForeplayWarning: As indicated by the non-ambiguous title, this article contains content of a sexual nature. If that sort of nonsense offends you…Jan 312Jan 312
PinnedJ LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsA Delicious New Way to KissThrow a New Tool in Your Bedroom Toolbox — Upside Down KissesDec 7, 202312Dec 7, 202312
PinnedJ LanternThe #1 Thing My Husband Does That Makes Our Sex Life HOTWhat makes my sex life so hot?Oct 1, 202333Oct 1, 202333
PinnedJ LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ FuckeryIf Our Kids Only Knew… and Thank God They Don’t!Warning: This article is like 96% about sex, so, you know, if you don’t want to read about that kind of garbage, this article is not for…Sep 29, 202354Sep 29, 202354
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsWhen Did It Become the Norm To Lie on ResumesWhat’s the Deal with People Claiming Skills They Don’t Have?Dec 29, 202312Dec 29, 202312
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsMy 12-Year-Old Knows EverythingMy daughter is twelve and has just discovered that she knows everything. It’s enlightening (not to mention entertaining) to be around…Nov 23, 202319Nov 23, 202319
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsThanksgiving is Just NOT a Sexy HolidayWarning: Seriously bitchy rant about Thanksgiving. If you have one of those idyllic families where everyone gets along, and there’s no…Nov 20, 20238Nov 20, 20238
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ FuckeryA More Orgasmic LifeI want to live a more orgasmic life. I came to that conclusion recently.Nov 20, 202319Nov 20, 202319
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsA Mischief of MiceThe strange weather we’ve had this last year seems to have brought about a surge in the population of rodents in our area — at least, I’m…Nov 9, 20236Nov 9, 20236