Jonathan LovelaceThe Most Cursed Potential Headline for each NBA Team.Pacific Division:Oct 13, 2022Oct 13, 2022
Jonathan LovelaceThe Elementals is the Horror Novel Classic that will Make You Afraid of SandThe story begins with a stabbing at a funeral. But it’s no attempted murder — the bereaved son stabs his dead mother through the chest…Aug 12, 2022Aug 12, 2022
Jonathan Lovelace‘The Blacktongue Thief’ is Fantasy-Adventure of the Highest LevelFor all the endless arguments of what’s Sword and Sorcery and what’s High Fantasy, both genres tend to orbit around a weirdly specific set…Aug 6, 2022Aug 6, 2022
Jonathan LovelaceSome Books Grind AxesDo you really like the work of H.G. Wells? Does your love-hate relationship with Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein keep you up at night? Do you…Jul 28, 2022Jul 28, 2022
Jonathan LovelaceThis Book Series is Destroying my RelationshipCertain books have the power to cause break-ups. I’m speaking not of dubious self-help bestsellers, religious texts, or do-it-yourself…Feb 12, 2022Feb 12, 2022
Jonathan LovelaceThis Weird Lake Kills PeopleWhen the wind blows, your lungs fill with poison, and your children’s lungs too. Chromium, lead, and every flavor of pesticide and…Sep 20, 2021Sep 20, 2021
Jonathan LovelaceToilet Paper is Disgusting and so is your Butt for Using it.Imagine Ted. Ted gets poop on his arm. Ted wipes at it with a paper towel and continues on with his day, flecks of poop clinging to his…Jul 27, 2021Jul 27, 2021
Jonathan LovelaceI’m wearing a skirt to school. First day.Walden haunts my education like a friendly ghost. My teachers take the slightest pretense to assign it. In Senior Project 2, we are reading…Oct 13, 2015Oct 13, 2015
Jonathan LovelaceMaterial BoyThe coffee mug attacked me, so I ran away screaming. Coffee mugs get grouchy with age, but the screaming mortifies them. Once it had…Oct 11, 2015Oct 11, 2015
Jonathan LovelaceSo they printed the copy of me, without the genetic abnormality.A little taller. The limbs not stunted, the muscles not atrophied, the cells not set to explode decades and decades too soon. Oh, what a…Oct 10, 2015Oct 10, 2015
