Chattahoochee? No, Scaramucci.

Scaramucci. Somewhat resembles the name of a river maybe in Florida? And that river name connects to a popular country song from the nineties. Mooch seems like a bully who picked on Spicey in High School. I think Donald Trump imagines himself as Scaramucci. His sleezy, Platonic, unrealistic ideal. And Scaramucci is who Trump wishes his sons were too. So, I changed the lyrics to that nineties country song to make it about Donald’s ideallic model known as Anthony Scaramucci…or “The Mooch.”

Over in the Press room now is Scaramucci

and he gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.

Slippery and slimey like his new boss wants.

He’s a leisure suit away from the 70s.

Mooch spoke against the Pres from a different spot.

Now he’s changed his tune; maybe he forgot?

Talks about leaks and then he threatens violence.

Never has a plan, just reads Twitter when he wakes up.

Yeah, over in the Press room is now Scaramucci.

So much for any notions of civility.

What he said before is all different now.

It’s embarrassing for the US to show.

Well plenty of people want to jump the ship.

The writing on the wall says, “end of trip.”

Leaning into the problems and lashing out instead?

We can never know what’s in that bully’s head.

Mooch spoke against the Pres from a different spot.

Now he’s changed his tune; maybe he forgot?

Talks about leaks and then he threatens violence.

Never has a plan, just reads Twitter when he wakes up.

Yeah, over in the Press room now is Scaramucci.

So much for any notions of civility.

What he said before is all different now.

It’s embarrassing for the US to show.

Over in the Press room now is Scaramucci

and he gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.

Slippery and slimey like his new boss wants.

He’s a leisure suit away from the 70s.

Well plenty of people want to jump the ship.

The writing on the wall says, “end of trip.”

Leaning into the problems and lashing out instead?

We can never know what’s in that bully’s head.

Mooch spoke against the Pres from a different spot.

Now he’s changed his tune; maybe he forgot?

Talks about leaks and then he threatens violence.

Never has a plan, just reads Twitter when he wakes up

Yeah, over in the Press room now is Scaramucci.

So much for any notions of civility.

What he said before is all different now.

It’s embarrassing for the US to show.

It’s embarrassing for the US to show.

Yeeaahhhheeee.

That’s right!