nigga that’s a vending machine

This nigga knows what he’s inventing is a vending machine right? It’s not some super secret moonshot revolutionary project that’s going to change the way we shop right? It’s a vending machine. These already exist in some apartment buildings and gyms. There’s one in my barber shop.

Some even take cards. How did this get to this stage without someone telling him it’s a vending machine?

Sometimes we all invent something thinking it’s a revolutionary idea but it’s something that already exists.

This reminds me of the time I had the idea to make a trap album, with live drums & jazz/soul instruments & instead of usual trap bars & computer beats with lyrics with real hard social commentary about how life really is and my boy was like “you mean hip hop?”

and I was like “oh shit” and looking at it there were a lot of tracks that had done that like:

and even some today like:

Point is, this is a vending machine. Somebody needs to let homeboy know it exists. I don’t know why it’s getting a whole article there’s a lot of places I can get cheap non perishable food that will kill me. Ain’t no machine gonna sell me loosies on credit! This box also doesn’t have obscure Big L, TruLife, Triple Seis and Showbiz Mixtapes..along with Chicken wings and swishers. Can this box make bacon, egg and cheese WITH jalepenos? It’s also going to last as long as drunk assholes don’t just kick in the glass and take whatever they want. Finally there’s no place to keep the cat.

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