Well said!! My current reigning least-favorites are:
Woodford Reserve — seriously, sweetpea, if I want a bookshelf I can build it myself or Ikea the shit out of it. I do NOT “need a man” for that: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7GZD/woodford-reserve-bookshelf
A tank top that says, “Pour me a whiskey and tell me I’m pretty”. I can pour it myself but am not above allowing you to do so and saying thank you very much. What I am opposed to is “tell me I’m pretty”. Just stop.
The Dove “body shaped” bottles. Please for the love of all that’s pure — I do NOT need a bottle shaped like my ass. I know what it looks like. Mainstream media has made me VERY aware that it’s out of fashion (and doesn’t fit in any real fashion either) but it’s mine, it’s strong and that’s that. Go back to bottles that look like bottles and not asses.
Keep up the great writing!
