Top Ten Scott Pruitt Fantasies
1) Gushing Oil
2) The vibrations of a good fracking quake.
3) Naked gushing oil.
4) An obscenely lucrative post administration private sector job. So so obscene!
5) Oil covered water fowl…veggie oil covered…
6) Dirty water. Naughty dirty water.
7) A romantic moon lit beach…littered with oil covered water fowl.
8) President Pence…promotion to Denier In Chief!
9) Hot fetid air.
10) Laying naked on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace full of burning EPA regulations.