Top Ten Things Shawn Spicer Has Been Up To Lately…
1) Randomly skipping and blurting out “I’m free” into the faces of total strangers.
2) Relearning what the truth of the matter is.
3) Standing at makeshift podium in the garage and taking questions from the potted plants.
4) Experimenting with peppermint flavored gum.
5) Helping Kellyanne formulate non-answers.
6) Getting totally lost in the bushes.
7) Consulting with lawyers about the possibility of a sexual harassment suit. A guy can only take so much “executive privilege” if you know what I mean.
8) Searching the house for lost integrity.
9) Getting coffee for Sean H over at Fox…two cream, six sugars…
10) Finally getting around to reading up on who that Hitler guy was…initial impression…one sick puppy.
