12 Promises Donald Trump Made To His Newest, Orangest Grandchild
Allan Ishac

Allan, you’ve done it again! Yikes! Double yikes!

My first thought is that this country needs to immediately put into place a variation of China’s “having kids policy”. In this case, we should limit one child per family! And, perhaps, there could be a special Family Tree Clause, preventing any member of the Trump family tree, male or female, to be permanently sterilized. As well as prohibited from adoptions from any country on this universe. Forever.

Banning the color orange would help too.

Thanks, Allan, for just adding more to my “Trump-is-taking-over-my-life” nightmares. My Therapist is very happy!

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