As always, Allan, you nailed the bastard!
I know you have connections in real bigly places but this was amazing…where did you get Donny Jr’s diary? And did it have one of those little keys to lock it (like the ones we girls used to have in high school)?
Another question (and I just know you have the answer!) is how much does Daddy give little Donny for his two-week allowance? And is it in Rubles? Dollars? Bitcoin?
Lastly, does Donny Jr. call big Donny Dad? Daddy? Pop? Mister President? Sir? Or Your Royal Highness. That would be hugely good to know!
Thanks for my morning laugh, so perfect with my morning brew. Sets me up for the day! ❤️