Joan Evans
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read

Rumor has it, Allan, that Trump seems now to think that self-masturbation is the only way to self-pardoning. And that it would likely apply to the remainder of his crime family and Cabinet thugs…that is, if he pumps each and everyone of them off, they, too, will be pardoned. (Not sure about Kelly Anne Cuntway or Sarah Huckleberry Sanders though…)

Caveat: he & his band of thugs will have to be Trump-pardoned *before* they are actually named in the investigation. Otherwise all bets (and jackings) are off!

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    Joan Evans

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    psychologist. connoisseur of human folly. cat herder. left handed liberal. writer, with the heart of a poet.

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