That was such a frickin’ fantastic parody Julieanne. I have to agree, sheer genius. Sooooooo good. Read it three times because so much in there. Your humor is wild and wonderful and paints a perfect picture. You made my day, which was really lousy to begin with. Thanking my friend for sending me original article and then linking me to yours. A true, accurate, outlandishly delish parody. You’re talented, my friend.