Jodi Tandet
Sep 3, 2018 · 1 min read

Whoa, you got Nielsen in on the game?? Impressive!

I’ve tried that tactic too…replying back with a hi. Either they don’t respond of they say an equally uncreative “sup?” or its more eloquent cousin “how are you?”

And yup, I absolutely think it’s a numbers game for many people. But the problem then is a get soooo many messages like that, every day, I just roll my eyes when they come in…. especially if it’s via OKCupid or anyother app where we don’t need to match each other first. THAT’S how you want to first pique my interest?

And huh, sooo you match with a lot of dumb Russian brides coming through the airport then?

    Jodi Tandet

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