Dear White House,
Debbie Galant

Don’t be silly. You’re as old as you feel. Sometimes that’s around 90. Sometimes it’s around 17. And sometimes it has some correlation with the number of years you’ve survived, lived, or celebrated. The real advantage of age is that you don’t have to “worry” about the future, you’re already there. So you can say anything to anybody. Like, look around little girl at 59, you can hang with kids or geezers, think with brilliance or stupidity, and eat or walk or ride anywhere and almost anything. Smart guys eat better, just like they live longer and more vitally — if they’re lucky as well. Sound to me like you’re aging pretty fast. Too bad, baby, ‘cause I’m not!