Oh My Gawd!- this is hilarious! Reminds me of the sayings my love tells me from his Eastern European exes. Please keep the observations coming. I love the culture and values education of these antidotes. I’m still smiling.
I’m tired of the tilly lit, silly shit, this milly bit. I’m sick of the bum fries, dumb lies, this mummy tries. I’m done with the cupid mick, stupid dick, this loopidy stick. I’m over your receiving pass, deceiving ass, this believey mass. I’m through with the mucking boozer, fucking loser,this shucky user.
You are the one. No fillers, no dyes… No kiddin’/ you float my boat and rev my engine- I can’t help thinking about you.
You are the one. No substitutes or artificial sweeteners, naturally sweet/ you hit the spot and get me going- I can’t help longing for you.