No one is having sex anymore
The reason is in your pants
4 min readDec 21, 2021
One of the things I looked forward to about being old was being disgusted by young people. Their music, their haircuts, their slang, their see-through pants.
But that is not what happened. Young people disgusted me by not being disgusting.
I have stayed silent about the horrors of mom jeans, normcore, and cutesy…