Well, I’m not answering them

Photo by Laszlo Stein

How do I know? Because I’ve seen 3D movies.

Yes, that’s the guy who created the Oculus. And yes, I wore shoes while I wrote this.

Lots of things, probably. But which tops the list? A philosophical investigation into my rotten soul.

My Trillion Dollar Idea

The Chainsmokers at Hakkasan Night Club, Las Vegas by David Jones

Six months ago, it was worth $4 billion. Now it’s #60 in the App Store’s ‘social networking’ category right behind Chispa, Skout, and Hit on Me!

It used to be cool! Really!

Introducing the Stein Scale™

Yes, Dr. Oz is smelling my butt.

Especially on social media

This is a perfect visual explanation of what I’m arguing, given the parameters of having to use a free image that I could find in five minutes. Illustration: Tommaso Meli / Flickr

Because I pay attention to a cultural crystal ball. Which I will reluctantly tell you about.

Photo: Joseph Morgan / EyeEm / Getty Images

Joel Stein

Joel Stein’s In Defense of Elitism: Why I’m Better Than You and You’re Better Than Someone Who Didn’t Buy This Book, is the best book ever. www.thejoelstein.com

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