Why Your Feelings about Euphoria Are a DAMN Lie
Listen, I get it. I really do. You think you know what it is to have a good time. Hah. You are such a laugh. I mean, to somebody like me, you’re a laugh. Because I know that’s all you are, a goddamned fool.
Oh, you’re mad now? Oh, so sorry, put your complaints on the dish! That’s right, write out your misgivings on a nice piece of parchment, with some sort of goddambed velum stitched on there just so.
And you start scribbling away there, no, sorry, ther, you start scribbling away there, damn fool that you are, keep……
ARGH DAMNIT, DAMNIT ALL TO HELL MY DAMN SHINS AT THIS MOMENT ACHE TO THEIR CENTENNIAL CORE!!
Suffice to say I will bear this pain, bear this pain as though it were nothing more than the hair upon my head
There will be no further need for disclosures
Or syntax, whatver commas and shit like that are called
B THAT AS IT MAE
Listen, Princesses and Princes of the new age! You are all so precious it makes me want to cry.
Literal tears, if you want the virtual experience go do the ice bucket challenge now.
I am in a room with three windows.
The walls are blue, the windows are together, but at slightly different angles.
GOD BLESS THE U S A, BUT MOST ESPECIALLY, THE STATE OF MONTANA, BUT NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WIHT THE OTHER STATES, IT’S JUST THAT MONTANA SEEMS LIKE IT DESERVES TO HAVE A SPECIAL DAY]
Punctuation, I think, was the word I was looking for.