Joe RumrillI Just Inherited the Kentucky DerbyI just got word that my great great grandfather, Ulysses S. Rumrill-Kentucky, has left me the deed to the Kentucky Derby, a horse race…Apr 9, 2020Apr 9, 2020
Joe RumrillFree Excerpts To Use For Your MemoirNot everyone’s life is as fast-paced and interesting as mine is. Heck, sometimes I think I’m just hogging up all the awesome experiences…Mar 31, 2020Mar 31, 2020
Joe RumrillThe Pros and Cons Of Enrolling Your Child In “Night Kindergarten” ClassesPro: Night Kindergarten is a great service for your 4 and 5 year olds who either have to work during the day, say at a coal mine or a…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Joe RumrillThe Prizefighter: A Short StoryHe had the face of a prizefighter. And the will and the strength of a prizefighter, also. He had eyes that were always looking for a fight…Mar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
Joe RumrillI Will Now Be Taking Any Questions You May Have Regarding My BelfryDue to some recent changes in my life, I’m now feeling open to taking any questions you may have regarding my belfry. It’s honestly one of…Mar 23, 2020Mar 23, 2020
Joe RumrillYou’re Out Of The BandHey man, once you put your gear away…can I talk to you a second? The rest of us all had a meeting, and we’ve all come to a consensus: I’m…Mar 19, 2020Mar 19, 2020
Joe RumrillAn Open Letter To All ScientistsHey Scientists, It’s me, Joe Rumrill. Yep, that’s right…from alternative comedy. Thanks for noticing! Always nice to meet a fan!Mar 18, 20201Mar 18, 20201