Bro!
a bromance is abrew
an imagined conversation between Michael Cohen and Tom Arnold, who recently met up in real life and are now either collaborating on a bombshell revelation to alter the course of history, or aren’t — even they aren’t totally sure
TA: Bro!
MC: Dude!
TA: Michael Brohen!
MC: Broseanne!
TA: Dude …
MC: Wut, too soon? Just bustin' your chops, bro, fuhgeddaboudit.
TA: Lookin' a little beaten down, Bromine …
MC: These last few months been rough, no joke.
TA: Did the Godfather cut you off, Brosigliere?
MC: After everything I did for him?
TA: So. Not. Clutch, bro.
MC: Refuses to foot my legal bills, even.
TA: Just when it would be most croosh. With friends like that, Brody …
MC: [stares in brooding silence]
TA: You got the tapes, tho’, right, Brodius Maximus?
MC: Well, technically, they are in the possession of the Feds and the legal office of the Southern District of New York …
TA: You’re losing me, bro …
