Here’s to the Underdog

go, number two!

I’ve always had a fondness, a soft
spot for the underdog,
the second in line,
the runner-up

…

the Pepsi to your Coke
the Schick to your Gillette
the Arby’s to your McDonald’s
the Three Musketeers to your Milky Way

the Lyft to your Über

the Oates to your Hall
the Vanilli to your Milli
the Blowfish to your Hootie

the Mindy to your Mork
the Lacey to your Cagney
the Hutch to your Starsky
the Costanza to your Seinfeld

the Jesse Pinkman to your Walter White
the Walter White to your Tuco Salamanca
the Tuco Salamanca to your Gustavo Fring

the Fredo to your Sonny
the Garth to your Wayne
the Buster Keaton to your Charlie Chaplin
the Dumber to your Dumb

the Dahmer to your … never mind

the Homey to your Bozo