I Am a Super Cleaner

I clean as I go. Everywhere.

In the apartment, on the street, in the subway. I bring my cleaning products with me.

That man spilled some coffee on his tie and shirt.

Take your shirt off, I say. I’ll just rub that stain out. And your pants are dirty too. Take them off here. Don’t be shy. This is important. You can’t go out looking like that. Your clothes deserve better than this. What did they do to you?

You know what, these clothes deserve better care. I’m going to take these with me, I say as I step out right before the doors close. I wave goodbye.