I Am a Wildcat

I go for long walks at night. I hang out in trees. I attack stealthily and without warning. I leave my scent in various places, urinating on trees, vegetation, and rocks. But mostly I just want to be called Wildcat. In fact, henceforth, I will only respond to Wildcat. Hey Wildcat, What are you doing this weekend? Hey Wildcat, I really love that scarf you’re wearing. Hey Wildcat, Why are you urinating on our couch?

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