I Am King of the World

I crowned myself this morning.

Joey McKeown
Aug 8, 2017 · 1 min read

Please everyone bow down down to me and give me ten percent of your income. In return I’ll be a benevolent and kindly ruler, full of wise sayings and sage advice and only the occasionally beheading.

If you don’t give me money I will imprison you in the dark chambers of my mind and will not let you out despite all your protests.

So pay up, subjects.

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