I Give Myself Badges

For when I accomplish things.

Joey McKeown
Jul 25, 2017 · 1 min read

For getting up in the morning. For eating a healthy lunch. For opening the door for someone.

For not pushing that old man out of the way when walking down the narrow sidewalk when he was holding everyone up, crowding the sidewalk, not letting anyone pass, being a sidewalk hog, okay, maybe just a little push to get you going.

I’m such a good person, look at all my badges.


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Joey McKeown

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Dark humorist. Fiction + satire.

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