I Go After What I Want in Life

I achieve my goals. I work toward them every day. When I achieve my goals I celebrate myself. I get on top of cars and grasp my hands together and I outstretch them above my head and I say, Go me, until someone tells me to get off their car. I’m celebrating myself, I say. Please don’t get in the way of me celebrating my goals. Well, I’m going to drive off, they say. Do what you have to do, I say. I’m going to celebrate.