I Go to Bed Super Early to Become Super Successful

I go to bed early. Like 6 or 7 pm. That way I can get up early. Early risers make more money, are more successful, and are happier. I want all those things. Maybe I should go to bed at 4 or 5pm. Think about how happy I’ll be then. You know what, maybe I should just go to bed at noon. That’s in a few hours. Maybe I should just stay in bed so I can be ready to go to bed at noon. I’ll be the happiest and most successful person ever.

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