I Have Cravings for Kale

I long for carrots.

I dream about spinach.

I salivate over celery.

I walk right past the chocolate eclair I see in the window.

Cakes do nothing for me.

I have eyes only for vegetables.

I do not stand and gaze longingly at the chocolate mousse. That rich, deep, lovely chocolate mousse. That mousse that will make all your problems seem like nothing. That mousse that will embrace you and warm you and give you that soft glowing feeling inside.

Nope, don’t want that. I’d rather have a carrot stick.

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