I Have Hidden Superpowers

I just don’t like to draw too much attention to myself.

Joey McKeown
Jul 26, 2017 · 1 min read

I can fly pretty far and fast but I just choose to take the subway to stay normal.

My arch nemesis also rides the subway. He wants to bring mayhem and destruction to this city, corrupt it, get all the money and power for himself.

Our eyes meet. He knows. I know. Neither of us look away. We’re just staring at each other, two superpowers riding the G train.

This is my stop but I’m going to keep staring as I get off the train. It’s a lot of responsibility being a superhero. Lot of responsibility.


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Joey McKeown

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Dark humorist. Fiction + satire.

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