
I joke with TSA. I joke with flight attendants. I belong in first class, I say.
Yes, you do, they say. Please join us in first class.
Bring me a glass of champagne please, I say.
We’ll make it a bottle, they say.
Let me know if you need any help flying the plane, I say.
Actually, the pilots need a bathroom break. Do you mind taking over?
Can I bring my champagne?
Of course.
I joke with air traffic control. Hey, this champagne is really good. You guys should have some.
Cheers! they say.
with Radford Lathan
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