I Joke

My humor is loved by all.

Joey McKeown
Jul 20, 2017 · 1 min read

I joke with TSA. I joke with flight attendants. I belong in first class, I say.

Yes, you do, they say. Please join us in first class.

Bring me a glass of champagne please, I say.

We’ll make it a bottle, they say.

Let me know if you need any help flying the plane, I say.

Actually, the pilots need a bathroom break. Do you mind taking over?

Can I bring my champagne?

Of course.

I joke with air traffic control. Hey, this champagne is really good. You guys should have some.

Cheers! they say.

with Radford Lathan


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Joey McKeown

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Dark humorist. Fiction + satire.

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