I Know Exactly What I’m Doing and I’m Really Good at It

I know how things work.

Joey McKeown
Aug 24, 2017 · 1 min read

I know how to do this thing. I’m so confident and suave about it. Yes, I just Googled how to do it.

But I’m an expert now. Ask me anything.

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Joey McKeown

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Dark humorist. Fiction + satire.

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