I Know How To Be Pampered

I know when to take breaks. I’m all about working hard and getting things done, but I also know how to take it easy and rest and recuperate. I know how to get enough sleep and take care of myself. I know how to get massages and spa treatments and be pampered. In fact, on certain days I insist on being pampered. At these times I demand that everyone pamper me. I demand first class treatment wherever I go. On the subway. At work. At the Post Office.

I refuse to pamper you, someone says.

But I drown them out with my spa music I have on my headphones.