I Win

I have a winner’s mindset. That’s how you win. By believing it’s possible. Once you believe it’s possible, it all falls into place. Everything you’ve ever wanted comes to you. Like those Doritos. I see them on the shelf. I love Doritos. I’m going to win those Doritos. I’ve never wanted anything more in life than I want those Doritos now. I love their cheesy and crunchy goodness. Doritos, I love you. I’m going to pay for you with this change I found in my pocket. I’m going to savor each chip I place in my mouth. I am a winner, and winners eat Doritos, that’s just how the world works.

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