My Nose Hairs Are Beautiful

I comb them every night.

I curl them, when I’m feeling fancy. I braid them, if I just want a casual look. I make sure they are washed and primped. I get compliments all the time. People stare at me in admiration. They are jealous, so jealous.

I can’t help it that I look good.

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