My Soul is Angelic

There’s a very real possibility that I might be an angel, sent by God.

I am powerful and intelligent. I am benevolent, sometimes dreadful, and endowed with wisdom and knowledge of earthly events.

I’m always saying things like, “I bring you good tidings of great joy,” when I should just say, “Good morning.”

It’s settled.

Don’t cross me, because one day I might feel like being an avenging angel, and get a really cool sword of flames.