I choose happiness. I could choose a lot of other things but I decided to go with happiness. It’s nice being happy. It’s pretty fun. I mean, I guess it’s okay. It’s better than being miserable and feeling rotten all the time. Yeah, I like being happy. I can heartily recommend it. If Happiness was on Yelp I’d give it five stars and write a glowing review. If Happiness was a person I’d tell everyone, Happiness is so cool, so much fun to hang out with. I always have a good time with Happiness. Always. You should totally hang out.