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Mr Cernovich, in the pizza dish of your reportage there is too much evidence that you search for ingredients in the most fetid parts of the conspirators’ dumpster. Further, that you then prepare them without washing them or for that matter your hands, smiling all the while at the bigoted who see no virtue in properly sourced nourishment. The cheese of your sudden interest in the opinion of proper journalists or of your self adulation cannot hide the stink of suspicion that you will poison us all given half a chance.

Enjoy your fame but remember that a pig’s bladder full of air may be big but is also a vulnerable and passing amusement.

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