Apple starts selling the “Real MacBook Pro”™

Johan Henselmans
7 min readJan 25, 2019

In a stunning reversal Apple brought out a MacBookPro with all connectors imaginable, and named it the “Real MacBook Pro”™.

In a hastily organised invite-only meeting, we and some other non-fake news reporters were called in today to visit a work shed just outside the main worksite of the new Apple Campus.

Tim Cook, Jon Ive, Eddy Cue and Phil Schiller were not on stage in the small room: there was no stage. Only a select group of journalists and long time Mac developers were invited to witness this extraordinary event, which I…