(Minos thinks a minute) DAEDALUS GET YOUR ASS IN HERE
(enters) sup sire
Daedalus
Yep
You see my new son
Yes sir he’s very cute
(Minos points to hollow horse statue)
What the hell man
Oh welllll…(laughs) just something she wanted to try
how did you even get it to screw a statue
we had to bribe it, extra oats
what
(whispers)don’t tell her!
well I’m going to lock you up with your stupid son for life, do you have any requests
just some feathers sir
feathers
and glue
why
(shrugs) art project to while away the long hours
(later)
okay son, now if you just stay at this height we should make it across the
LOOK DAD
oh god what
I’M GOING TO PUNCH THE SUN
stop you idiot
I HATE YOUR STUPID FACE SUN(falls) GAAAH

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John L. Roberson

John L. Roberson

John L. Roberson is a cartoonist & writer, creator of SUZY SPREADWELL, LULU, VLADRUSHKA, & other word & picture things. Follow him on Twitter at @jlr_1969.