John BlumenthalA GERMAPHOBE’S NEW DAILY RITUALMorning: Get up, replace the filter in my N95 mask, spray both hands with a mixture of Lysol and sulphuric acid, slip into the plastic…2 min read·Mar 22, 2020----
John BlumenthalA Germaphobe’s New Daily RitualMorning: Get up, replace the filter in my N95 mask, spray both hands with a mixture of Lysol and sulphuric acid, take my temperature, slip…2 min read·Mar 22, 2020----
John BlumenthalA Germaphobe’s New Daily RitualMorning: Get up, replace the filter in my N95 mask, spray both hands with a mixture of Lysol and sulphuric acid, take my temperature, slip…3 min read·Mar 22, 2020----
John BlumenthalHow MSNBC Should Handle the Next State of the Union AddressSo… in a few of months, The Most Horrible Person in the Entire World will be exhibiting his counterfeit tan and the staggering depths of…2 min read·Nov 16, 2018----
John BlumenthalCELEBRATING DEEP THROATA Virtually Unknown American Patriot. Where Are the Statues?2 min read·Jan 30, 2018----
John BlumenthalWhy Chuck Schumer Should Sit Down and Give Cousin Amy the Podium.Okay, so it’s been just over 7 months now since President Shitclown began flatulating up an unbearable stench all over the world and I’m…3 min read·Aug 23, 2017----
John BlumenthalDear Big Pharma: I Know I’m Going to Die. Please Stop Reminding Me.Back in the day, when you curled up on the couch to watch TV, it was generally a pleasurable, albeit mind-numbing experience, just as the…2 min read·Jul 27, 2017----
John BlumenthalHow Do You Relate to a Friend Who’s a Technophobe?With one exception, all of my friends use computers, smartphones, iPads, eBook readers — the usual devices.They shop on the Internet and…3 min read·Mar 18, 2017----
John BlumenthalDonald Trump’s Fake Intelligence BriefingsThis Is What He’s Really Getting2 min read·Mar 16, 2017----
John BlumenthalDear Medical Science: What’s Taking You So Long?When I was a little kid, I had a lot of faith in you guys. Maybe I watched too many Star Trek episodes, but I figured by now — 50 years…3 min read·Mar 15, 2017----