John BlumenthalA GERMAPHOBE’S NEW DAILY RITUALMorning: Get up, replace the filter in my N95 mask, spray both hands with a mixture of Lysol and sulphuric acid, slip into the plastic…Mar 22, 2020Mar 22, 2020
John BlumenthalA Germaphobe’s New Daily RitualMorning: Get up, replace the filter in my N95 mask, spray both hands with a mixture of Lysol and sulphuric acid, take my temperature, slip…Mar 22, 2020Mar 22, 2020
John BlumenthalA Germaphobe’s New Daily RitualMorning: Get up, replace the filter in my N95 mask, spray both hands with a mixture of Lysol and sulphuric acid, take my temperature, slip…Mar 22, 2020Mar 22, 2020
John BlumenthalHow MSNBC Should Handle the Next State of the Union AddressSo… in a few of months, The Most Horrible Person in the Entire World will be exhibiting his counterfeit tan and the staggering depths of…Nov 16, 2018Nov 16, 2018
John BlumenthalCELEBRATING DEEP THROATA Virtually Unknown American Patriot. Where Are the Statues?Jan 30, 2018Jan 30, 2018
John BlumenthalWhy Chuck Schumer Should Sit Down and Give Cousin Amy the Podium.Okay, so it’s been just over 7 months now since President Shitclown began flatulating up an unbearable stench all over the world and I’m…Aug 23, 2017Aug 23, 2017
John BlumenthalDear Big Pharma: I Know I’m Going to Die. Please Stop Reminding Me.Back in the day, when you curled up on the couch to watch TV, it was generally a pleasurable, albeit mind-numbing experience, just as the…Jul 27, 2017Jul 27, 2017
John BlumenthalHow Do You Relate to a Friend Who’s a Technophobe?With one exception, all of my friends use computers, smartphones, iPads, eBook readers — the usual devices.They shop on the Internet and…Mar 18, 2017Mar 18, 2017
John BlumenthalDonald Trump’s Fake Intelligence BriefingsThis Is What He’s Really GettingMar 16, 2017Mar 16, 2017
John BlumenthalDear Medical Science: What’s Taking You So Long?When I was a little kid, I had a lot of faith in you guys. Maybe I watched too many Star Trek episodes, but I figured by now — 50 years…Mar 15, 2017Mar 15, 2017