John Carstens

John Carstens

John Carstens

Itinerant writer and creative director for Apple, Publicis, TBWA\Chiat\Day, and other purveyors of persuasion. http://www.johncarstens.com

Medium member since November 2017

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Featured

Apr 11, 2018 · 22 min read

Alternate Route to Silicon Valley

A true account of going the distance to go to work.

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Latest

Dec 23, 2018 · 3 min read

Here Comes Clause Claus

An insufferable holiday greeting.

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John Carstens in Slackjaw

Aug 17, 2018 · 3 min read

All I Want at My Funeral Is a Kickass Video

A modest request for a satisfying end.

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John Carstens in Emphasis

Jun 7, 2018 · 3 min read

It’s All Here at Cracker Jack’s Old Country Tits ’N’ Wings Roadhouse

A great big taste of pure, saturated America.

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