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I Wrote My Own Eulogy and My Inner-Editor Tore It to Shreds

I was just trying to get busy living

1d ago

I Wrote My Own Eulogy and My Inner-Editor Tore It to Shreds

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Musk Speaks at Trump Rally in Continuing Attempt to Alienate Himself From Every Human

The overcompensation on stage was palpable

2d ago

Musk Speaks at Trump Rally in Continuing Attempt to Alienate Himself From Every Human

2d ago

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At Lecter Farms, We Put the Organ in Organic

Fresh from the Jeffrey Dahmer memorial pasture

5d ago

At Lecter Farms, We Put the Organ in Organic

5d ago

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Beyond the Scoreboard

A Heartbreaking End of an Era for Oakland

A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. But also beautiful

Sep 27

A Heartbreaking End of an Era for Oakland

Sep 27

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Post-Election Evacuation Strategies for Every Voting Demographic

We’re all in this separately

Sep 24

Post-Election Evacuation Strategies for Every Voting Demographic

Sep 24

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery

The Real Reason Donald Trump Picked J.D. Vance as His Running Mate

Small hands make other small things look bigger. And vice versa

2d ago

The Real Reason Donald Trump Picked J.D. Vance as His Running Mate

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Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

Is Donald Trump Trying to Act so Crazy It Somehow Becomes Sane?

Paging Dr. Mugatu

2d ago

Is Donald Trump Trying to Act so Crazy It Somehow Becomes Sane?

2d ago

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The Haven

Things Not to Lie About on Your Dating App Profile

I know you’re not a Senator

3d ago

3d ago

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The Pub

20 Things That Are Absolutely 100% True

Scout’s honor🤞

5d ago

20 Things That Are Absolutely 100% True

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

I’m Only an Undecided Voter so I Can Get on TV Every 4 Years

I’m not even registered to vote

6d ago

I’m Only an Undecided Voter so I Can Get on TV Every 4 Years

6d ago

John Corten

John Corten

Writer of funny and serious things in The Haven, Doctor Funny, The Pub, Bouncin' and Behavin', Invisible Illness, Illumination, and Beyond the Scoreboard.

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