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John Corten

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Doctor Funny

Gilligan’s Island From the Coconut’s Point Of View

The real workhorses of the isle

Apr 15

A coconut on an island beach

Apr 15

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Doctor Funny

I’m Never Drinking Again

Until around 5pm

Mar 3

I’m Never Drinking Again

Mar 3

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Slackjaw

We Are The 13 Remaining Hairs In Your Comb Over

The dirty baker’s dozen

Feb 26

We Are The 13 Remaining Hairs In Your Comb Over

Feb 26

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Doctor Funny

The New 5-Bladed Occam’s Razor

The most ironic shave you’ll ever get

Dec 29, 2024

The New 5-Bladed Occam’s Razor

Dec 29, 2024

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The Pub

Reverse Psychology is Dead

So don’t read this

Dec 25, 2024

Reverse Psychology is Dead

Dec 25, 2024

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MuddyUm

We Apologize for Our Blowout Sale Inventory Issues

But the huge inflatable gorilla is still available

1d ago

Blowout Sale sign advertising up to 90% off!!

1d ago

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Participation Trophy Sports Humor

Jimmy Butler Still Has a Decent Ass

It has been now verified by doctors

2d ago

Jimmy Butler Still Has a Decent Ass

2d ago

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Doctor Funny

Here’s What Happened When Doctor Funny Took A Vacation

A little bit of heck broke loose

4d ago

Here’s What Happened When Doctor Funny Took A Vacation

4d ago

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ILLUMINATION

Stop Worrying or Start Freaking Out

Better living through self-imposed acid tests

5d ago

Stop Worrying or Start Freaking Out

5d ago

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Participation Trophy Sports Humor

NBA Refs Wearing Blindfolds in Playoffs To Cut Down on Bad Calls

And replay officials will be replaced by sleepy toddlers

Apr 20

NBA Refs Wearing Blindfolds in Playoffs To Cut Down on Bad Calls

Apr 20

John Corten

John Corten

Editor for Doctor Funny. Creator of Participation Trophy Sports. Published in Slackjaw, Frazzled, The Haven, Write a Catalyst, and The Pub. Not to be trusted.

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