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John Corten

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Doctor Funny

Gilligan’s Island From the Coconut’s Point Of View

The real workhorses of the isle

5d ago

A coconut on an island beach

5d ago

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Doctor Funny

I’m Never Drinking Again

Until around 5pm

Mar 3

I’m Never Drinking Again

Mar 3

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Slackjaw

We Are The 13 Remaining Hairs In Your Comb Over

The dirty baker’s dozen

Feb 26

We Are The 13 Remaining Hairs In Your Comb Over

Feb 26

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Doctor Funny

The New 5-Bladed Occam’s Razor

The most ironic shave you’ll ever get

Dec 29, 2024

The New 5-Bladed Occam’s Razor

Dec 29, 2024

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The Pub

Reverse Psychology is Dead

So don’t read this

Dec 25, 2024

Reverse Psychology is Dead

Dec 25, 2024

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Participation Trophy Sports Humor

NBA Refs Wearing Blindfolds in Playoffs To Cut Down on Bad Calls

And replay officials will be replaced by sleepy toddlers

20h ago

NBA Refs Wearing Blindfolds in Playoffs To Cut Down on Bad Calls

20h ago

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Pitfall

Why You Should Be Watching Yellowjackets (and It’s a Perfect Time To Start)

A spoiler-free educational zone

2d ago

Why You Should Be Watching Yellowjackets (and It’s a Perfect Time To Start)

2d ago

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ILLUMINATION

Why You Should Celebrate Your Failures

The simple act of trying is a powerful thing

Apr 13

Why You Should Celebrate Your Failures

Apr 13

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Doctor Funny

Substack Is Every Hot Girl in High School Rejecting Me Again

And I‘m just trying to give it away for free

Apr 8

Substack Is Every Hot Girl in High School Rejecting Me Again

Apr 8

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The Pub

Top 10 Unreported Canadian Tariffs on United States

Tariff Wars: The Great White North Strikes Back

Apr 7

person holding Canadian flag in field

Apr 7

John Corten

John Corten

Editor for Doctor Funny. Creator of Participation Trophy Sports. Published in Slackjaw, Frazzled, The Haven, Write a Catalyst, and The Pub. Not to be trusted.

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