You did not have to make up an “East Frog Balls” Arkansas when there is literally a “Possum Grape”

LMAO. Unsurprising. However, the source of that is a Carlin routine on people who cannot get off the phone and bore with their crap. I think it went: “…it was the year we visited my sister in Frog Balls, Arkansas”. Ever since, I use that, or the EFB variant when I want to bring to mind a wee tiny town.

because it makes me giggle. EVERY TIME.

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