You Don’t Have to Do This To Get Ahead
Todd Brison

All the while, my lips have remained delightfully free of butt hair and poop particles.
The gatekeepers are gone.
It’s your world now.

Oh you really believe this? Well just bless your heart honey. Bless your heart.

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