Humpty Dumpty – the extended cut Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the king’s horses and all the King’s men, Couldn’t put Humpty together again. They took all the pieces down the hill, To a man who lived there named Fix-it Bill. Bill looked at the mess and quite despaired, He never thought he’d have Humpty repaired. He put all the pieces up onto his table, He made a glue out of syrup-of-the-maple,