The endless echo chamber of online “influencers” is robbing the Internet of its soul.
Ben Belser
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5 things I have to do before reading Medium, LinkedIn, and other social networks

Cat pictures. What the Internet was really invented for.
- Steel myself for the endless inspirational quotes that have no real relevance to my life or situation.
- Come up with some new title for myself that will make others think I know what I’m talking about like Serial Entrepreneur, Hack Guru.
- Try to find that elusive recipe for Kow Soi, you know the one, the real thing which is as close to heaven as Thai Food can get you.
- Take a picture of my lunch so I can post it in the appropriate places.
- Wonder WTF math problems that only 99.9999945773366% of the population will be able to solve have to do with posting my lunch pictures and then wonder why those who are posting the correct answer aren’t using those huge brains to invent warp drive, fusion reactors, a real hover board, or that flying car we have been promised since the 50's.
There may be others but this is my first listicle so I have to get out there and steal, uhhhh find, more content.