PinnedJohn JamesLocal Man Breaks Record for Most Paper Cuts Endured While Assembling Ikea FurnitureHeroic feat leaves man with newfound appreciation for Swedish craftsmanship— Satire by John JamesJun 29, 202318Jun 29, 202318
PinnedJohn JamesThe Man Beneath The SuitSilent Guardians of Corporate AmericaOct 8, 20234Oct 8, 20234
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John JamesNavigating the Slow Walker ApocalypseThere aren’t many situations that compare to the visceral annoyance of being forced to follow a slow walker in a hurry. This seemingly…Jun 17Jun 17
John JamesA Tragicomedy of Spotless Vehicles and Avian AssaultsIn the timeless epic of man versus nature, an unsung villain often escapes the spotlight, eluding the wrath of justice with nothing but a…May 251May 251
John JamesThe Subtle Art of Faking It: Mastering the “Sick Day”In the hallowed halls of the working world, where fluorescent lights cast a merciless glow upon the endless seas of cubicles, a daring…Apr 29Apr 29
John JamesOutsmarting the GPS: A Tale of Human Triumph over TechnologyIn a world increasingly dictated by the whims of algorithms and the precise calculations of satellites, one man dares to defy the odds…Apr 27Apr 27
John JamesThe Reluctant Fashion WarriorIn the twilight of the modern age, a silent crisis brews within the confines of closets around the world. As seasons change and fabric…Apr 11Apr 11