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Local Man Breaks Record for Most Paper Cuts Endured While Assembling Ikea Furniture

Heroic feat leaves man with newfound appreciation for Swedish craftsmanship— Satire by John James

Jun 29, 2023

Local Man Breaks Record for Most Paper Cuts Endured While Assembling Ikea Furniture

Jun 29, 2023

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The Man Beneath The Suit

Silent Guardians of Corporate America

Oct 8, 2023

The Man Beneath The Suit

Oct 8, 2023

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The Silent Battle Waged in the Abyss of Household Appliances

Satire by John James

Oct 16, 2023

The Silent Battle Waged in the Abyss of Household Appliances

Oct 16, 2023

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Navigating the Slow Walker Apocalypse

There aren’t many situations that compare to the visceral annoyance of being forced to follow a slow walker in a hurry. This seemingly…

Jun 17

Navigating the Slow Walker Apocalypse

Jun 17

John James

A Tragicomedy of Spotless Vehicles and Avian Assaults

In the timeless epic of man versus nature, an unsung villain often escapes the spotlight, eluding the wrath of justice with nothing but a…

May 25

A Tragicomedy of Spotless Vehicles and Avian Assaults

May 25

John James

Green Means Go

A Satirical Look at the Universal Plague of Red Lights

May 7

Green Means Go

May 7

John James

The Subtle Art of Faking It: Mastering the “Sick Day”

In the hallowed halls of the working world, where fluorescent lights cast a merciless glow upon the endless seas of cubicles, a daring…

Apr 29

The Subtle Art of Faking It: Mastering the “Sick Day”

Apr 29

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Outsmarting the GPS: A Tale of Human Triumph over Technology

In a world increasingly dictated by the whims of algorithms and the precise calculations of satellites, one man dares to defy the odds…

Apr 27

Outsmarting the GPS: A Tale of Human Triumph over Technology

Apr 27

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The Reluctant Fashion Warrior

In the twilight of the modern age, a silent crisis brews within the confines of closets around the world. As seasons change and fabric…

Apr 11

The Reluctant Fashion Warrior

Apr 11

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The Great Bedroom Divide

A Tale of Love, Loss, and Laundry

Apr 1

The Great Bedroom Divide

Apr 1

John James

John James

Satirical wordsmith & political junkie. Survived bureaucracy to master the art of humour. Blending wit & insight to make the world laugh & question reality.

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