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John James

John James

Navigating the Slow Walker Apocalypse

There aren’t many situations that compare to the visceral annoyance of being forced to follow a slow walker in a hurry. This seemingly…

Jun 17

Navigating the Slow Walker Apocalypse

Jun 17

John James

A Tragicomedy of Spotless Vehicles and Avian Assaults

In the timeless epic of man versus nature, an unsung villain often escapes the spotlight, eluding the wrath of justice with nothing but a…

May 25

A Tragicomedy of Spotless Vehicles and Avian Assaults

May 25

John James

Green Means Go

A Satirical Look at the Universal Plague of Red Lights

May 7

Green Means Go

May 7

John James

The Subtle Art of Faking It: Mastering the “Sick Day”

In the hallowed halls of the working world, where fluorescent lights cast a merciless glow upon the endless seas of cubicles, a daring…

Apr 29

The Subtle Art of Faking It: Mastering the “Sick Day”

Apr 29

John James

Outsmarting the GPS: A Tale of Human Triumph over Technology

In a world increasingly dictated by the whims of algorithms and the precise calculations of satellites, one man dares to defy the odds…

Apr 27

Outsmarting the GPS: A Tale of Human Triumph over Technology

Apr 27

John James

The Reluctant Fashion Warrior

In the twilight of the modern age, a silent crisis brews within the confines of closets around the world. As seasons change and fabric…

Apr 11

The Reluctant Fashion Warrior

Apr 11

John James

The Great Bedroom Divide

A Tale of Love, Loss, and Laundry

Apr 1

The Great Bedroom Divide

Apr 1

John James

A Culinary Revolution at the Touch of a Button

How Marjorie Benson Turned Kitchen Convention on Its Head and Inspired a Generation of Gourmet Rebels — Satire by John James

Mar 22

A Culinary Revolution at the Touch of a Button

Mar 22

John James

Dad Transforms Ordinary Saturday into Fantastical Odyssey of Home Fashion with Kids

In a quiet suburban neighbourhood, something extraordinary happened last Saturday. It wasn’t a breakthrough in quantum physics or the…

Feb 27

Dad Transforms Ordinary Saturday into Fantastical Odyssey of Home Fashion with Kids

Feb 27

John James

Sheep Declares War on Shearing, Sparks Woolly Rebellion

In a startling turn of events, a local sheep named Larry has launched a full-scale rebellion against the age-old practice of shearing…

Feb 22

Sheep Declares War on Shearing, Sparks Woolly Rebellion

Feb 22

John James

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Satirical wordsmith & political junkie. Survived bureaucracy to master the art of humour. Blending wit & insight to make the world laugh & question reality.

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